影生人

很喜欢这部电影中机智幽默的台词，诡辩技术绝不在《战争之王》之下，苦于找不到完整的剧本，只好自己着手整理。花了将近三个小时……腰酸背痛腿抽筋。

没有翻译，觉得英文的更原滋原味。贴出来与喜欢这部片的朋友分享一下~

NICK语录:

1、Few people on this planet know what it is to be truly despised.Can you blame them?I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1,200 human beings a day.1,200 people.We're talking two jumbojet plane loads of men, women and children.

2、The man's a genius.He could disprove gravity.

3、It's just like a John Grisham novel,you know, without all the espionage.

4、You know that guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him

5、how on earth would Big Tobacco profit off of the loss of this young man?Now, I hate to think in such callous terms,but, if anything,we'd be losing a customer.It's not only our hope,it's in our best interest to keep Robin alive and smoking.

6、I speak on behalf of cigarettes.

7、I'm here to say that when someone tries to act like some sort of an expert,you can respond, "Who says?"

8、My point is that you have to think for yourself.You have to challenge authority.

9、We do have a very entertaining government...

10、See, Joey, that's the beauty of argument.Cause if you argue correctly,you're never wrong.

11、That's a negotiation,not an argument.

12、Brad, I'm his father.You're the guy fucking his mom.

13、These days when someone smokes in the movies,they're either a psychopath or a European.The message Hollywood needs to send out is smoking is cool.

14、We need the cast of Will and Grace smoking in their living room.Forrest Gump puffing away between his box of chocolates.Hugh Grant earning backthe love of Julia Roberts by buying her favorite brand——her Virginia Slims.

15、I like to ride with the people.Know your clients.…If I can convincejust one of these kids to pick up smoking,I've paid for my flight-round-trip.

16、Everyone's got a mortgage to pay.99% of everything done in the world, good or bad,is done to pay a mortgage,so perhaps the world would be a better place if everyone rented.

17、Can Brad blow smoke rings?

18、This is Nick Naylor，telling you kids,"Don't do drugs, smoke cigarettes."

19、Cigarettes for the homeless.We'll call them "hobos."

20、It's not an offer.It's a gift.

21、News doesn't work that way.

22、Either you keep all the money,or you... you give it all away.

23、You'd have to be crazy to turn down all that money.When I saw he wasn't crazy,I knew he'd take it.

24、Oh, maybe next time I can lose a lung.

25、Well, if we want to remind people of danger,why don't we slap a skull and crossbones on all Boeing airplanes,Senator Lothridge（来自华盛顿州 波音公司的成立地）And all Fords, Senator Dupree（来自密歇根州 福特汽车公司总部在地）??

26、Well, the real demonstrated number one killer in America is cholesterol,and here comes Senator Finistirre,whose fine state is,I regret to say,clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont cheddar cheese.If we want to talk numbers,how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks.Perhaps Vermont cheddar should come with a skull and crossbones.

27、If he really wants a cigarette,I'll buy him his first pack.

28、If you want an easy job,go work for the Red Cross.

M.O.D.宣言

1、Every week we meet here at Bert's.Together, we represent the chief spokespeople for the tobacco, alcohol and firearms industries.We call ourselves the MOD Squad.M-O-D, Merchants of Death.

2、Now if a plane crashes on account of pilot error,do you blame the Boeing Corporation?"

3、If some booze-besotten drunk runs someone down,do you go banging on the doors at General Motors?

OTHERS

儿子：Please don't ruin my childhood.

儿子：Mom, is it possible that you're taking the frustration of your failed marriage out on me?

Jeff的小跟班：Before Jeff took him on, he was a face.Now he's a name.

万宝路代言人：I never even smoked Marlboro.I smoked Kools.

记者mm：I'd like to see where the devil sleeps.

精彩对白：

A、
儿子：Dad, why is the American government the best government?

Nick：Because of our endless appeals system.

B、
Nick:Are you familiar with the term "B.S."?
儿子：Bullshit.
Nick:Yes, exactly.

C、
记者mm：Nick, why do you do this?

Nick：Population control.

D、
Jeff：Mr. Naylor's here to see if we can't get cigarettes into the

hands of somebody other than the usual RAVs.
Nick：RAVs?
Jeff：Russians, Arabs and Villains.

E、
Nick：I proved that you're wrong——and if you're wrong, I'm right.
儿子：But you still didn't convince me.
Nick：Cause I'm not after you.I'm after them.

F、
Nick：Jeff, when do you sleep?

Jeff：Sunday.

G、
Nick：I said, "I don't need a bodyguard."I'm a man of the people.
Bobby：Rock on, Kennedy.

H、
医生：Hate to say it, but...cigarettes saved your life.
Nick：Can I quote you on that, doc?

I、
主持人：But, in essence, aren't you changing history?

议员：No, I think we're improving history.